urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkeyhaterobot i'm nobody's robot. i'm nobody's monkey. i'm nobody's robot. i'm nobody's monkey. 2006-01-29T05:39:49Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkeyhaterobot:1226 2006-01-29T05:39:49Z 2006-01-29T05:39:49Z <img src="http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/tm/images/mao.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkeyhaterobot:1020 2005-09-12T18:27:03Z 2005-09-12T18:27:03Z <img src="http://www.ttc.umd.edu/albums/history-brownalbum/Untitled_3.sized.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkeyhaterobot:543 2004-12-06T04:20:47Z 2004-12-06T04:20:47Z intendment. i seek intendment. in two weeks i will begin my quest. and when it is all through i will be positive and complete, steadfast in my beliefs. oh, just you wait. i will be shiny and new. a quondom self as it is now understood. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:monkeyhaterobot:259 2003-03-03T21:34:44Z 2003-03-03T21:34:44Z salt-n-pepa Monkey play in the jungle <br />Robot work in the factory <br />They will have a giant rumble <br /><br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br /><br />Monkey hate technology <br />Robot hate the monkey <br />They will fight eternally <br /><br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br /><br />Monkey mate in the jungle <br />Robot replicate in factory <br />They both love their mother <br />Why must they hate each other? <br />Why can't we all get along? <br />Would they be oh so wrong? <br />Why can't we all love each other <br />Monkey and our robot brother? <br /><br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br /><br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br />Mon-key ver-sus Ro-bot! <br /><br />M-O-N-K-E-Y! (Mon-key!) <br />R-O-B-O-T! (Ro-bot!) <br /><br />M-O-N-K-E-Y! (Mon-key!) <br />R-O-B-O-T! (Ro-bot!) <br /><br />M-O-N-K-E-Y! (Mon-key!) <br />R-O-B-O-T! (Ro-bot!) . . .